Maybe its the accent

I rec'd this in an email from a mexican co-worker. I couldn't stop laughing, does that make me racist?

From The Mexican Dictionary

• BODYWASH: I can ' t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
• SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn ' t know how to read so I SHOULDER.
• COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
• SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
• JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
• JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
• TISSUE: Hey vato if you don ' t know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
• HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
• BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn ' t BRIEF!
• JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
• MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There ' s not MUSHROOM left!
• CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
• TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
• WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don ' t even know WATER problem is!
• HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
• HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!
• HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
• FRITO : After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!