From The Mexican Dictionary
- BODYWASH: I can ' t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
- SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn ' t know how to read so I SHOULDER.
- COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
- SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
- JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
- JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
- TISSUE: Hey vato if you don ' t know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
- HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
- BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn ' t BRIEF!
- JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
- MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There ' s not MUSHROOM left!
- CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
- TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
- WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don ' t even know WATER problem is!
- HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
- HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!
- HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
- FRITO : After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
